Fic: Two Amateur Thieves

[xslytherclawx]

Rating: Teen & Up Audiences
Archive Warning[s]: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: Gen
Relationships: Regulus Black & Sirius Black, Regulus Black & Number 12 Grimmauld Place, Regulus Black & Kreacher, Background Regulus Black & Barty Crouch Jr.
Characters: Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Kreacher, Minor Barty Crouch Jr., Mentioned Original Character(s), mentioned Evan Rosier, Voldemort, Bellatrix Black Lestrange
Additional tags: Black Brothers Fest 2023, Sentient Number Twelve Grimmauld Place, Horcruxes, Horcrux Hunting, Salazar Slytherin's Locket, uhhh what even happens in this fic??, How Do I Tag, Brotherly Bonding, Voldemort Dissing, LMAO, I'm Bad At Titles, Sentient Hogwarts, Regulus Black Lives, voldemort does not actually die in this. unfortunately.
Word Count: 20,637
Chaptered? No

Summary:

"Okay," Sirius breaks the quiet, grinning cheekily at Regulus. "Let's kill the Dark Lord, shall we?"

 

Or: Number 12 Grimmauld Place takes it upon itself to keep Regulus alive, no matter how determined he seems to run off to his death. It recruits Sirius to help it out.

 

You can read it on AO3 here!